Tran’s America

If the Texas legislature had passed a political map that didn’t break the law, Texans would have voted on Super Tuesday (March 6). Our primaries have been kicked to May 29 which means I get to vote to reelect the president now. Go vote, Texas.

In celebration of me getting to vote (in the fall, I like to vote on my birthday), I put my new bumper sticker on my car. I bought it through TinaSeaMonster‘s Etsy. A consequence of having a great sticker is people trying to take photos while driving. I can see them in my rearview mirror, holding onto their phone instead of the steering wheel.

A friend wanted to invite me to a parade yesterday. I was sad to learn it was a Mardi Gras Parade, rather than a President’s Day Parade. Enjoy this trailer of Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter! In the book, the Civil War was Honest Abe’s attempt to rid the world of vampires. After I finished the book, this was a difficult concept to explain to my political science/historian friends.

One in five Britons admit that they would have sex with a 15 year old or younger.

The good political scientists over at the British Election Study asked a fun series of questions to the British pubic in their CMS surveys (September and October of 2011), basically asking, “Would you be willing to [fill in the blank]?”  When you’re looking at the chart, please do keep in mind that these percentages reflect what people are willing to admit they would do and please do keep in mind that the age of consent in Britain is 16 (versus the American age of 18 in many states).

A few of the other findings:

• Keep money found on the street: 57%
• Drive over the speed limit: 39%
• Smoke weed: 35%
• Lie in their own interests: 30%
• Make up a phony job application: 21%
• Have an affair as a married person: 19%

This chart and data was created by and belongs to the British Election Study (BES).  The BES bears no responsibility for the interpretations presented or conclusions reached based on analysis of the data here.  Please visit their website at http://www.bes2009-10.org/ for more information and data.

I love:
-German chocolate cake
-the Justice League of America
-Justice League of America with sparkles
-my husband
-my husband for knowing that my favorite place for cake is bed

Happy birthday to me!

Me: “I’ve missed you! I haven’t seen you in, like, two days.”
Him: “I know! We should go out on a date.”
Me: “You mean tomorrow? Friday?”
Him: “Yes.”
Me: “I don’t know what this means.”
Him: “You’re going to find out the hard way.”

“X-Men: First Class” presented to us what really happened during the Cuba Missile Crisis.

“Transformers: Dark of the Moon” showed us that the moon landing accomplished a very different task than what we were led to believe.  Buzz Aldrin said so.  You kinda have to believe the man who was there, right?  RIGHT?

“Captain America: The First Avenger” displayed an insight into World War II that we would have never known (unless you loosely read the comic books).

I don’t know what “Cowboys and Aliens” taught us about history, but it’s there.

We also need to be afraid of yellow (the color), bosses, monkeys, vampires, and the dark.  It’s been a productive summer.

Generally, the transcription service that Google Voice provides are excellent. Every once in a while, I get one like this and I love them. This is about watching “Rise of the Planet of the Apes.”

From the Google Image Search page, I dragged my profile photo into the search bar to see what a machine thinks of my image.  It was a bunch of random men so I added the word, “celebrity,” to my photo and this was better.  I was compared to Jim Carrey, Meryl Streep, Orlando Bloom, Simon Cowell, Angelina Jolie, Donald Trump Jr., John Mayer, and my husband’s favorite, Justin Long.

I don't see it

What are your search results?

In many places (like Dallas and Ft. Worth), there are local runoff elections this week.  To celebrate the local election, I give you infoMania’s Brett Erlich.  Enjoy!

Secretly Timid‘s Jon zombified me last week and it’s not pretty.  Years ago, I worked the haunted house at Six Flags Over Texas.  Every day, I was something different: a werewolf, a lizard man, a vampire, etc.  They dressed me as a zombie one day.  When I walked casually through the park, people would point which was normal.  When I got in character where I would limp a little, drop a shoulder, and let that arm hang, people screamed.  Everybody.  I never got this kind of reaction before.  I found a reflection in a window and it freaked me out so much that I’m still not okay with zombie movies.

After this photo was taken, I got a haircut.